Rocks star moms menopause

let me start with What the heck menopause REALLY  !!! Im  38 there should  not  be a  glimmer of freakin' menopause !!!
Im blaming my mothers bad genes. Yes that's right mom its all your fault. Ive researched the family and Im not the only YOUNG person this is happening too in fact these un-sensitive Dr's call it Perry menopause like now I should feel better  cause you give it some stupid name well this is BS!  All of a sudden Im minding my own business and I get so hot I want to take my clothes off and it happens so quickly  that I cant get naked fast enough so I go outside or stick my head in the freezer, and you know Im griping the whole time and push people out of my way to get to the freezer! Not to mention my poor husband thinks Im crazy cause for the many years we have been married Im always complaining because Im cold.
Now lets talk about the mood swings OMG any one who knows me knows Im a sensitive person and I dont have that valve that most people have that stop's the mean things from your head from coming out of your mouth so... Im meaner than ever when the swings hit,  or I just want to cry and I hate that cause I dont get to yell at anyone but if any one even looks at me the wrong way I start to cry THAT is just STUPID! and dont ask my why Im crying cause then you get the other mood swing and get your head bit off.
Ok lets move on to the fat assedness of this problem " yes that is a word " I went on the HCG diet like two years ago and got down to almost my goal weight and kept it off and now within the last 6 months Im just getting fat around the middle this again is BS Im not a big girl so every pound looks like 3!  Its like my metabolism has turned on me and decided we are no longer friends ! Well she is a  big B and Im going to have to tame her and her bad attitude.   I threatened to go on the HCG again but my husband is very opposed to that,  apparently me only eating 500 calories a day makes me cranky-er ..what ever .
Now  lets discuss  the newest symptom of this perry not my friend menopause,  the anxiety attacks.  I thought I was just loosing my mind until this morning when I was reading some crap that the anxiety attacks are also due to this "change" as it was called,  well that is just great so lets go over this again .....I get hot flashes that must resemble the death inducing heat of the Sahara dessert, mood swings that make the bi polar seem normal and weight gain that makes the cranky in me crankier the skinnys unbearable and the cheesy butt look like a deluxe pizza and the anxiety attacks that make me think the world around me is coming to a panicky, sweaty chaotic end.
 Oh God bless any one who has to be around me for the next oh I dont know how many years. Im scared to read any more about this horrible "change" cause I might turn into a hypochondriac and induce more symptoms! Oh and the biggest suckety part of this  the thought of not being capable of having more children even though I dont want to have more,  it still throws  me into a crazy sweaty thought that includes me stealing little children from the ghetto moms at walmart in Burton that dont want their kids anyway.
Be scared women be very scared  cuz this "change" is coming for you too!
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