Ive gotta a cream for that.

all these ailments are starting to make me feel old.  Here is what I say ...you gotta an itch I gotta cream for that your a B*&% well I gotta pill for that you got wrinkles well I gotta serum that will burn the wrinkles right off your face you got a problem there is a fixer a cream a pill a powder  an elixir not that any of these things really work they are a temporary distraction from what the problem is you are old you get wrinkles that is just life you got kids ?are you a wife? well your gonna be cranky in fact your not a wife and you dont have kids ? well guess what your still gonna be cranky. Life has struggles life can be hard but you know what maybe you need to put on your big girl panties and deal with it! Im not talking about a little PMS im talking about the all the cranky time funk stuck in the mud griping grippers. OMG I just had an epiphany Im one of these people !! I got pills for the funks and cream for the cellulite chunks, elixirs and fixers and I still am crabby!  so rock on with your fallin apart cranky itchy hormone-y crows feet-y, double chin-y mommed til your ears ache selves !  If you readin Rock star Moms blog you rock in my book. but you might wanna seek some therapy hahahah
Im Done
TTFN